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Such a brave young woman, she sure showed that boy! I should know, I'm the tooth fairy and I collected that tooth.

Want to haev sex?

a righteous defender of the only real spiderman show

Why are high fives always involved

Yeah, because cops totally only give tickets to uglies

Hope she paid it

Cops will let you hit them if you’re white

You heard it here folks: graphing calculator=bomb

you have a brain why don’t you make a believable story

Sure she did

Sure she did

Yes, Because there would be loud ass speakers in class...

Lady attacks man at the mall for wearing a "nightmare on elm street" hat while with her two kids.

Nobody's even trying to be realistic anymore

My friend sent me this image on Instagram

Last time I checked, it took waaay longer to quit smoking.

Found on r/instantkarma

Spiced with some r/iamverysmart material

Yeah, the police sent you $100 and then they all clapped

Double whammy; Why would you even lie about this? (Featuring some butterflies I drew)

Mmm...okay

Psychic rooster

Baby is only 8 weeks and already talking

I bet it did.

Breastfeeding mom skips weed and goes straight to the good stuff

My P.E teacher raped 2 boys so I think his power is about 696969

Found on answers.com

Yeah.... sure she did

This total badass I saw in the comments of the modified ramen episode of You Suck At Cooking.

A bunch of middleschoolers stand up to a homophobe who was threatening to shoot dogs decorated for pride day

Fuck Quora.

Inspirational

It’s true, I was the ticket.

Just some cocaine is all, officer

It’s true I was the condom

Fuck off with your shit

The song is called “I wish you where gay” btw

yep uhuh

Woah What a Crazy Conversation!

I was there I was the coffee

Alright I guess

I'm forever telling strangers I love them.

And he never returned to NY

The only cat with opposable thumbs

Do you know where I can get TEA

That’s how to write a fake story to make your point and get clout on the internet.

Poor old lady

A 100% true story that absolutely happened.

Gather around for a tale of extraordinary wonder. Full of action, adventure, love, fried chicken and an honest to god, crisp, clean, $100% cheque. Perfection.

He was 18 it’s ok